Spiny Lobster Escapes, Kills Family

Baltimore, MD – Charlie, the famous 55 pound spiny lobster, broke through the side of his tank today and brutally mauled a visiting family of five, lashing out and goring four of them to death, including two children, with his antennae. The youngest child was carried away as the lobster made an escape to the harbor. It is believed to have returned to the Chesapeake Bay.

Authorities hold little hope for finding the missing child alive.


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