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Protests Turn Violent in Berlin

Thursday, April 9th, 2020

Berlin, Germany- Riots have broken out in the streets of Berlin after protests over US and NATO action in European Union member states took a violent turn tonight. A curfew has been enacted, but judging by the crowds in the streets, it is not being followed. It is not known at this time if the military will be called upon to return order to the city.

Fire in Historic Vienna

Wednesday, April 8th, 2020

Vienna, Austria- A four block area in historic Vienna has burst into flames, including much of the campus of a private university. First responders are on the scene. It is currently believed to be the result of broken gas line.

Update, 12:20 AM: Eyewitnesses have reported seeing multiple explosions and hearing gunfire in the vicinity of the blaze.

Update, 1:35 AM: We have received confirmation that tonight’s event was the result of a targeted NATO attack on the headquarters of a dangerous terrorist cell. Evacuation of the surrounding area has been ordered.

Heist at the British Museum

Saturday, April 4th, 2020

London- A collection of artifacts, including ancient Egyptian and Roman objects, have been burgled from the British Museum, reports Amy Smollett, assistant department conservator. The extent of the theft remains to be determined- museum staff are still working on creating a registry of the lost works of art. It is feared that the items will be put up for sale on the black market- major auction houses have already been notified of the known missing pieces, and holds have been placed on the sale of all similar items for the next six months.

Explosion of Unrest Means More Refugees

Friday, March 20th, 2020

Associated Press- Following fresh waves of unrest across the Middle East, Greece has once again closed its borders, and Turkey is expected to soon follow suit. The European Union is discussing options, but many member states have already reached their saturation point and fear that taking on more residents will overextend their resources.

No specific group has yet come forward to claim responsibility for this series of attacks, which have appeared to come from different forces but were enacted with some coordination.

Switzerland Considering Economic Break with EU

Sunday, March 1st, 2020

Associated Press- In the shadow of Brexit, new tensions are rising as Switzerland and Liechtenstein enter heated talks with the European Union, with threats that both nations may pull out of the Schegen Area and European Economic Area Agreements in the near future. Liechtenstein, which houses over twice as many businesses as permanent residents, has long been penalized by the EU as a tax shelter.

Loudoun County Teen Charged Over “Doorknob Challenge”

Saturday, February 1st, 2020

Ashburn, Virginia- One juvenile has been charged with a misdemeanor and five others are being sought after being caught by security cameras licking the doorknobs and handles of local businesses, including The Color Factory popup gallery in Ashburn. The “Doorknob Challenge” is not just a Truth or Dare style prank, it is a serious threat to public health, and parents and teachers are encouraged to ensure that children understand that such actions carry consequences.

Series of Explosions Rock Damascus

Wednesday, December 18th, 2019

Damascus, Syria- A series of underground explosions, beginning on Monday night, have torn through Damascus, sending plumes of black smoke into the sky- enough smoke that it is visible on weather satellite imagery. It is suspected that the fires are fueled by long-forgotten buried oil or petrol tanks, but whether the blasts were sparked by regional unrest, or by accident remains unclear.

Ephemeral Graham Island Reemerges in Mediterranean

Saturday, November 16th, 2019

Palermo, Sicily- Graham Island has reappeared following a month-long period of activity in the Phlegraean Fields of the Sea of Sicily volcanic region. Ephemeral islands most commonly are the result of active undersea mounts. Graham Island has appeared above the waves a number of times in recorded history. The most recent event was in the summer of 1831.

Tsunami Warning Issued Following Earthquake in Crete

Thursday, January 3rd, 2019

Athens, Greece- Tsunami warnings have been issued for the Cyclades, Aegean Islands, and the western coast of Turkey following a magnitude 6.3 earthquake centered 7.9 miles southeast of Heraklion, at a depth of 3.22 miles, that took place at 11:21 tonight. Check back for updates.

Vehicular Homicide, Gunfire, and Boat Arson on the Anacostia River

Sunday, April 15th, 2018

Washington, D.C.- Was it a robbery gone wrong or a cover up for a larger crime?  The bizarre series of events on and along the Anacostia River that took place late Friday night has puzzled area residents and left few leads for investigators.  A reward is being offered for information that leads to an arrest.

Related content: Are Jeeps Tied to Gang Activity? The Answer Might Surprise You.

Breaking News- Hundreds Trapped in L.A. Nightclub Fire

Saturday, March 17th, 2018

Los Angeles, CA- An estimated two hundred fifty people are trapped inside The Deviant after a commercial van crashed into the front entrance and an incendiary device went off near the emergency fire exit at 9 PM tonight.  SWAT and firefighters are on the scene.


9:35- An opening was made, broken through a concrete wall at the rear of the building, and it is now being reported that most of the people inside have been able to escape.  It is unknown how many remain inside.


10:10- The fire is now fully under control.  The death toll is 17, with at least 100 injured, most smoke inhalation.  Two firefighters suffered severe injuries after a partial roof collapse.


Shocking POP Exhibit in Georgetown Draws Crowds

Wednesday, December 27th, 2017

Washington, D.C.- A POP art exhibit at Black&White Gallery featuring the controversial work of Markos Kouyialis has drawn record crowds to the downtown gallery, with thousands flocking to see Kouyialis’ startling and mesmerizing sculptures created with human and animal body parts.  The show opened on the 23rd and runs through January 7th, with a closing reception on the 6th.

Christmas Superstorm Slams Southeastern US

Monday, December 25th, 2017

Associated Press- Residents and Meteorologists alike are stunned by this week’s surprise polar vortex which turned what would have been an early winter thunderstorm into a snow storm that is setting records from Atlanta to Virginia Beach, with both reporting almost a foot of snow.  Georgia and the Carolinas have declared states of emergency and all non-emergency travel is prohibited through Friday for most of the effected area.

Academic Societies or Cults?

Friday, December 8th, 2017

Winchester, VA- In what may be considered a recent phenomenon, a resurgence in the popularity of secret societies and academic societies has spread through the Winchester area.

Books-a-Million and Ye Olde Book Gallery have both reported surprising growth since 2014, despite increasing competition from online companies like Amazon.  “It was a real surprise, I thought I was going to have to switch careers so I could retire in a few years- not a happy prospect- but the shop’s sales went from decline to nearly doubling,” said Stan Carver, owner of Ye Olde Book Gallery and self-professed “casual member” of one of the new societies.

“It’s great!  I love the opportunity to get out, learn some things, and meet others with shared interests,” commented Emily Poe of White Post.  Ms. Poe is a local artist, and was dressed in a late Victorian style day gown and tinted glasses at the time of interview.

Other local residents are not as pleased. “It’s occult and satanism and smut, taking root in our Christian community,” Stephens City resident and community organizer Donna Stevenson said, “right under our noses.  One of my neighbors, who I’d thought better of, tried to convince me to go with her to experience ‘sharing love’ with people who aren’t our husbands!  Can we trust our neighbors when they might be part of a group like that, or worse?!”

Rapid Apple Decline Worries East Coast Farmers

Tuesday, October 31st, 2017

Associated Press- Orchards of apple trees from New York to North Carolina are dying in periods of less than a month due to what is being referred to as Rapid (or Sudden) Apple Decline, in which the tree withers and dies in a matter of weeks.  Orchards across northern West Virginia, and near Burkettsville, Maryland and Harrisonburg, Virginia have been hit especially hard.  The cause for this blight has not yet been determined.

At the current rate of losses, apple prices could double in 2018.

Five Block Fire in Detroit

Tuesday, August 8th, 2017

Detroit, MI- City firefighters have been working since 11 PM last night to contain a blaze that has consumed at least five city blocks, just south of Gethsemane Cemetery.  The surrounding streets have been evacuated and residents will be able to return to their homes once the fire has burnt itself out.

7.9 Magnitude Earthquake Rocks Japan

Sunday, July 9th, 2017

Tokyo- A 7.9 magnitude earthquake with an epicenter 52.3 km east of the city of Sendai has prompted tsunami warnings across the Japanese coast, and as far away as Hawaii.

Video Captures Urban War Zone in Advertisement for Upcoming Action Film

Tuesday, April 25th, 2017

Washington, D.C.- The shaky footage depicts a very different image than we all have for small cities in the United States.  This looks like Detroit met Mad Max or Escape from New York, plus a backdrop of a pastoral valley of green space and hills, and with a filming style reminiscent of The Blair Witch Project or Cloverfield.  Released as an innovative teaser trailer for the in-production Action movie, Fury Brigade, the video prompted a strong local reaction after it was widely shared online without attribution.  Dark Light Studios has asked for these illegal copies of their video to be taken down.

While the setting is a fictional city, much of the filming has taken place Martinsburg, West Virginia.  “The post-Industrial Revolution boom of the town left a lot of good choices for on-location shooting, and there’s plenty of space to be used,” said Director, Mike Grant, known for his recent film, Clone Force, “It’s been great working in the area.”

Anyone who would like to view the teaser trailer for Fury Brigade, by Dark Light Studios, should go to their official website or YouTube channel.

We had previously reported on this video and would like to issue this article as a formal correction for our error.


Teen’s Shocking Video Goes Viral

Monday, April 24th, 2017

Washington, D.C.- A teenaged boy has brought a startling video of violence, taken with his cellphone, to the eyes of the world.  The video, which has spread across social media sites, having been at the time of press shared over two million times, begins with a sandy-haired young man in the back of a car, riding through a city at night.

It opens with a brief introduction, “S***!  Y’all’ve gotta see this”, and then the camera pans to record the scene out his window: an armored SUV, surrounded by armed men on foot, blocks an intersection by a highway overpass.  As the car he rides in turns, sounds of gunfire begin.  In the opposite lane, a man in black leather leaps at one of three armed people in military-style clothing and body armor, beats him, almost faster than the eye can see, then throws his body into oncoming traffic.  Shots continue to be fired at the man, who picks up and throws a car at the two remaining militia members.

The location of the incident shown is believed by our news team to be Martinsburg, West Virginia.  The young man in the first seconds of the video and his family have not been available for comment.  Anyone with information on this incident is encouraged to contact us.

Miracle in Baltimore

Friday, March 10th, 2017

Baltimore, MD- In what is being described as a true medical miracle,  Reverend Remington Vaughn, preacher of New Life Baltimore Church, a nondenominational Christian church in North Baltimore, awoke in the city morgue last week, after having been declared legally dead five days before.  Rev. Vaughn had been shot four times during a drug deal in West Baltimore on March 2nd, after which he was taken to Johns Hopkins and declared dead on arrival.

Standoff with Gang Lasts Hours, Suspects Escape

Wednesday, March 1st, 2017

San Diego, CA- Between 6 and 8 unidentified gang members fired against San Diego Police, culminating in a standoff in a vacant commercial building.  No arrests were made.

Warehouse Fire in Baltimore

Monday, February 27th, 2017

Baltimore, MD- The four-alarm fire that raged through an industrial park in Baltimore on Sunday night is believed to have started with a series of explosions at about 9:30 PM.  Firefighting efforts were hindered by strong winds through the night, and thick, black smoke coming from one of the warehouses.  As of 2 PM Monday, the fire has not been fully extinguished, but is considered to be under control.

Update, 2:30 PM Monday: Maryland Gas and Hazmat are on the scene.

Maryland Announces Expanded Use of Traffic Cameras

Monday, February 20th, 2017

Annapolis, MD- With the endorsement of the Maryland State Police, state legislators have passed a bill permitting wider use of traffic light, speed, and permanent, stationary cameras, including surveillance of high-risk traffic areas and neighborhoods, effective immediately.  Civil rights groups and advocates of personal privacy have filed lawsuits challenging the new law.  Supporters of the measure cite growing violence in Baltimore City and County and the successful reduction of reckless driving from the past use of the cameras.

Riots in Los Angeles Chinatown

Sunday, February 5th, 2017

Los Angeles, CA- Riots broke out late last night in Chinatown.  The area was under control by midday, though cleanup continues.  Twelve storefronts were severely damaged, some from a fire that spread from the rear of one of the buildings, and as many as fifty people suffered injuries.  The cause of the violence remains unknown.

Burn Victim Found in University Parking Structure

Thursday, January 26th, 2017

Chattanooga, TN — A death investigation is underway after a body was found Tuesday morning at the University of Tennessee high-rise parking garage.

Chattanooga police and fire responded around 3 a.m. to a phoned report of a “burn victim” on the 5th floor of the visitor parking garage.  When they arrived, they found the remains of an unidentified person. No further details about the deceased were released.

Chattanooga police and arson detectives were on the scene, working to determine the cause of cause of death, but at this time have not found any source of fire.

Bridge Failure- Highway 90

Friday, January 13th, 2017

New Orleans, LA- The Highway 90 bridge over the Rigolets has collapsed due to structural failure.  Traffic is being diverted to I-10.

Massive Pileup Closes Interstate 10 East of New Orleans

Thursday, January 12th, 2017

New Orleans, LA- A massive pileup, estimated to involve at least 80 vehicles, has closed I-10 eastbound and westbound at Diamondhead, Mississippi.  Drivers are advised to seek other routes.  The interstate is expected to remain closed through the morning rush hour.

Independent Militia Cell Killed by SWAT

Tuesday, December 6th, 2016

Pensacola, Florida- Four heavily armed men and one woman, all in second-hand military fatigues, were killed last night after a series of assaults and an attempted break-in turned into a stand-off with SWAT. Two were identified as former army, and one had been part of a private security force in South Carolina. The others remain unidentified.

Construction Accident Takes Out Westbound I-10 Bridge

Sunday, November 27th, 2016

Tallahassee, FL- A late night construction accident resulted in the collapse of the the westbound I-10 bridge over the Apalachicola River.  Drivers are being advised to take Route 90 from Midway to Cottondale while repairs are completed.

Store Robbed, Still Open for Black Friday

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2016

Tallahassee, Florida- The entire night shift of the Monticello, Florida S-Mart has been reported as missing following an armed robbery of the store on Tuesday night.  The regional manager would like to assure customers that this will not impact Black Friday hours or sales.

Filming Starts in San Francisco

Friday, October 28th, 2016

The rumors around the city are true, the Blue Suns Entertainment Company is going to be capitalizing on the trending Vampire TV shows and making a trilogy of drama and action movies about 2 Houses of vampires clashing in a everything goes war.  It is using new filming staff and going to either make or break new talent that has been trying to make it mainstream in Hollywood. This series of movies is going to be shot all at the same time so that epic story line flows from beginning to end and filming staff are able to completely stay within the mind sets of their characters. They have several permits throughout the city and will be filming mostly at night to keep with the theme of Vampires. No Day Light Rings in this series. There have already been some minor power surges on set that have cause some of their lights to flash several times very brightly than stop, and have passed on their apologies to those that call the City of San Francisco home.


The release date for these movies  is spring of 2018. I myself like several others will be waiting for any more information and the release of this Movie.

Diphtheria in Venezuela

Monday, October 3rd, 2016

The governor of Bolivar state, Venezuela confirmed this week that there are 93 cases of diphtheria in the town of San Antonio, Sifontes municipality, according to a report from El Diario de Guayana.

The Venezuelan Society of Public Health says diphtheria was eradicated in Venezuela in the late 1940s. Officials state they have the vaccines and medicines to prevent and combat the outbreak.

Bolivar state is also the region in Venezuela most affected by the current malaria epidemic, the largest in 75 years.

Metro Closures and Delays

Monday, September 12th, 2016

Washington, D.C.- Parts of the D.C. Metro’s aging infrastructure will be getting a much-needed overhaul this autumn, following a partial collapse of service tunnels near the Rosslyn station.  Work is scheduled to continue through the summer of 2017.  Closures and delays will be listed at stations and on the Metro website.  Metro buses to the effected areas will be doubled and discounted passes will be available until the work has been completed.

Illegal Weapons Cache Found in Detroit Yard

Friday, July 15th, 2016

Detroit, MI- A large personal armory, including dozens of grenades, was recovered from a small shed behind a residence in a Detroit suburb.  Remains of two people, both male and in states of advanced decomposition, were also found at the scene.  Neither body has been identified.

Woman Tears off Her Own Face

Saturday, June 18th, 2016

Detroit, MI – A 33-year-old woman clawed her face off on an afternoon commuter train, leading to safety concerns surrounding false nails on public transportation.